Milk Happens — Dairy Goat Tee

$42.77 NZD
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For everyone who has ever been on the wrong end of a full udder.

A beautifully rendered Nigerian Dwarf standing her ground with the calm confidence of a doe who knows exactly what she has and what you're going to do about it. Because milk happens. Whether you planned for it or not.

For the dairy goat keepers, the small farm holders, and anyone who has ever explained to a non-farm person why they smell like that.

Because the barn life is real and the shirt should be too.

Produced to order. Ships within 5–11 days.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.